Saturday 18 May 2013

15/05/13 — Star Trek: Into Batchness (May contain spoilers, well, I lied. It has spoilers all over the place. Don't open if you haven't seen the movie)

Whoah, I don't even know where to start. All I know was, at this time yesterday, I still believe that I wouldn't get the chance to watch Star Trek Into Darkness. And yet here I am, sitting outside the 'bilik' and writing things to put on this blog about that awesome movie that I just finished to watch.

The only way to get the ticket was to use Mtix, that blasted thing is very important for me to have, but apparently I was too ignorant to made one. It allowed me to reserved a ticket online or using text message. I have to reserve a ticket before because I'm afraid that I wouldn't get the ticket (on time) if I have to queue. So yesterday, I was frantically asking everyone I met if they have an Mtix. Apparently they are all not.

My world just fall instantly (hyperbole okay). I have to go through another rehearsal in a crappy mood because of that. Then a friend sat on the corner of the room. I came to him because I secretly (judging from his personality and) hoping he have an Mtix. He didn't. Again, my world ju... What did he said?

"I said, I don't have one, but I'm sure I can borrow it from my friend."

Yadda-yadda-yadda, and then later that day I found myself staring at the purchasing code for the ticket. I almost couldn't sleep last night.

I woke up early this morning, I can't wait to watch the movie so I got up and dressed. I wore that purple shirt of mine and a black chino. I almost wear a scarf, but this isn't sherpalooza, no one would understand it. With a final glance on the mirror, I took off.

I arrived at the cinema long enough to get the ticket, queue for caramel popcorn and watch the trailer.

Sang Kyai: One of the actor looks like my ex, but I bet it's a great movie about war and religious stuff. :3
After Earth: Jaden Smith is the exact copy of his father
Monster Inc 2: I have waited 12 YEARS FOR THIS!
Turbo: I can't wait to see a snail racing with racing cars.
Coboy Junior: .... *head palm*

Okay, here come the spoilers: It was in 3D and....... I swear this is the best 3D movie I ever seen (which was sadly doesn't say anything. Boo-hoo.) The movie start with the scene (which I've seen in the teaser thousand times) where Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) and Bones (Karl Urban) were running toward a cliff in Nibiru Planet. Apparently they was "changing" the native's destiny by saving them from an active vulcano mountain. Sentiment–dilemma–yadda-yadda-yadda–violating starfleet's protocols–they got back home.

Then, a man, (the first time I see him, I thought he was someone, wasn't sure he was really someone that I know, until I leaned forward and... YES IT WAS NOEL CLARKE.) woke up with someone beside him. They got up and visit their sick—nearly died— daughter. Noel was on the balcony (?) when I heard a low deep baritone saying "I can help your daughter." (Or something like that, idk, what can I say, his voice, for a second, cut the oxygen supply to my brain I can't even think, just squealing like a mad fangirl and squirming like fish on dry land) The only thing they shoot was his arse, but I bloody well know who he is. (I mean, come on, I've seen those arse naked, like 15 times a day <well, I print screen the scene in 'To the Ends of the World' and put it on my phone so I can casually stare at it whenever I want>). Noel (I don't know his name in this movie), like any desperate dad, seems to agree to whatever John—pshh, nice name JJ—Harrison (my dear Benedict Cumberbatch) wants in order to save his daughter. The scene change to the Captain Kirk's room where he got a phone call. The scene change again, Kirk and Mr. Spock (Zachary Quinto) walk to starfleet's base. Yadda-yadda-yadda. Turned out Spock filed the report truthfully which cost Kirk his status as captain. The scene change to a laboratories where (my love) John took some of his blood and put a ring inside of a small, idk, thingy (?). The blood was, as I thought, injected by Noel to his daughter's IV and the ring... Well, it was meant for another thing. Again, the scene change, Noel was walking to Starfleet's archive (he saw John on the street, nodding at him <this scene was also on the teaser [and fuck, Benedict, why do you have to look so....fuck... Ah. I mean, so...... YOU KNOW HOW HE LOOK, IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE, DAMN IT.]>) Then boom, yadda-yadda-yadda. The captains&first officers was gathered in daystorm room to discussed about that thingy, then Kirk have to zoomed out John's photo (I've seen this in the teaser) then Kirk speaks his mind about the thingy, he was getting close to a conclusion when suddenly dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor-dor- (another scene that was on the teaser) a helicopter shoots the room. It was John (and, fuck me, he is attractive. I burrowed myself deep in my seat, hoping it would at least minimised the inhuman-sound that I produce.)

Christopher Pine () died in Mr. Spock's arms, which makes Kirk determined to find John. Flalalala they located where John was (in Klingon). Marcus () ordered Kirk (who has gained his captain status again, just then) to kill John (without baring Starfleet's name) using torpedos (plural. Why do they have to shoot him with that much of a torpedo I don't understand). To this order, Mr. Spock convince Kirk that it was immoral to just kill John. He believes that John have to go to earth to be judged. Flalalala.

They almost reach Klingon when Chenkov (oh, I forgot, Scott<Simon Pegg [hahahah his accent, oh god, why do you have to be sooo fucking cute, Mr. Pegg]> resign after a heated argument with Kirk regarding the topedo. He didn't want to get the torpedos in the ship, because couldn't risk bringing the torpedo without knowing what's inside. He couldn't scanned the torpedo and the crew who deliver the torpedo said it was confidential stuff.) WHEN Chenkov said that there's been a leak in the engine.

Kirk commended a team to go to klingon in a smaller ship (without weapon whatsoever). The team consisted of Spock, Uhura (Zoe Saldana) 2 unknown people, and Kirk himself. Flalalalala. A klingon's random patrols captured them. And then...... DUNDUNDUNDUN... A man with scarf masking his face came and single handedly take out most of klingon's patrol (not really, I mean the Starfleet's team helped, but not so much <Again, this scene was featured in the teaser. And also, this is my favourite scene, [second to be specific] because Benedict darling— uh I mean, John Harrison is such a bad ass in this scene. He was soooo cool and effective. He is like a killing machine, sexy killing machine, mind you. [At this point, I don't even care what the person beside me think, I already said "I'm sorry" to him before the movie started, hoping that he would understand that I was apologising for this]>).

Flalalaa, all the patrolling klingon was dead and John aproach Kirk. He asked about the number of the torpedo that Mr. Sulu (John Cho) threaten to use if John didn't surrender himself. Kirk said 72 and John surrender almost after Kirk said 72 (and that moment, something clicked in my brain. I remember perfectly well about the scene in a teaser where John said "I can give you 72." And I said to myself. "So the torpedo does have something in it. That's why it's a secret").

Flalalaa, they escorted John to a cellar (?) <This scene remind me of the scene where the S.H.I.E.L.D. escorted Loki to his confinement.> [John didn't say anything, but dear God, I really can't help myself. Cumberbatch does have that eerily calm demeanour that make the back of my hair stands. Soo cool and hnnnnggg. *brb away to calm myself*

FAAAKKK. I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM EVEN AFTER I LEFT THE CINEMA. EVEN AFTER MY REHEARSAL, EVEN AFTER I GOT TO MY BEDSIT. EVEN NOW.] (Wow, it didn't work. If anything, it make it worse)

Got to the cellar, yadda-yadda-yadda, John arousing Kirk's temperament. And YES BABY THE CELLAR SCENE FROM 'I ALLOW IT' TEASER! FOR GOD SAKES, I'VE BEEN PREPARING MYSELF NOT TO SQUEE OR DOING SOMETHING STUPID. BUT GOD HELP ME, I QUOTED ALL OF MY BABY BENEDICT'S LINES. ALL. OF. HIS. LINES. MEANS I CAN'T HEAR WHAT HE SAID BECAUSE MY VOICE (even though I just whispered the words) STOPPING ME FROM HEARING THOSE DEEP, SEXY AND OH-SO-FUCKING-HELP-ME-VELVETY-SMOOTH-BARITONE VOICE OF HIS. GAAAAHHH!! *pulling hairs*

So fucking sexy. How does he manage to do that? I mean, DID HE KNOW THAT HE JUST KILL HALF OF HIS FANS JUST FROM TALKING WITH THAT FUCKING VOICE LIKE A FUCKING... Idk. I HAD EARGASM MY EARS ALMOST BLEED.

"Captain you're gonna punch me again, over and over until your arms weaken. Clearly you want to, so tell me why did you allow me to live?"
(I bit the inside of my mouth at the 'clearly you want to' part, because that's soooo SHERLOCK!)

"I surrender to you because despite your attempt to convince me otherways you seem to have a conscience, Mr. Kirk. If you did not than it will be impossible for me to convince you of the truth. 23174611 coordinate not far from earth. If you want to know, why I did what I did. Go and take a look."

"I can give you 72. And they're on board your ship, captain. They have been. All along."

I'm sorry I can't quote Kirk's lines because I don't have it on my working memory. FghJhghjkhgfhjks THE SCENE IS SOO AFHGFDFGHJHGFGHJGFUUUUUDGE. FROM THE MOMENT I SAW THE TEASER I SAID THAT THIS WILL BE MY FAVOURITE SCENE AND I WAS RIGHT! MY KNEES WEAKEN AND FLALALAA HE'S SO FUCKING PERFECT.

I don't know, I can't continue this. This is too much, I'm overwhelmed myself with my own private thought about Benny. This is too much. Well, long story short, it was a great. No, scratch that EPIC.. IT WAS EPIC! I got back from the cinema with a stupid grin/smile/sly smile plastered on my face. THERE! It's done, now I'm going to try to do something else because it is almost 2 in the morning and I need a distraction before sleep. And this... This whole spoilery thingy doesn't help. How could it help? Hahahah. Idk, so I'm stopping myself to write the full story, because this is a very lengthy spoiler. Not a full movie anyway. ;3

Sooo, with that I'm saving this note on my phone at 1.51 am on 16 May 2013... The only reason why I just post this is because I don't have internet connection at my bedsit or fucking signal. So this I me, posting from my phone.

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